Gt keepreal Crew on Vacation !@!@!@

We just want to apologize in advance to all our fellow readers and bloggers who frequently visit our site, however both Sugar city and I are currently on vacation. We will try our best to continue posting but it will not be at our usual frequency. Regular postings will commence again in October. On behalf of GTkeepreal we apologize for the inconvenience. Thank you for your continued support we have received over the last 4 months, so we thought it was only right to inform everyone that we will be on a go slow this month.

See you soon, until October.
Respectfully
Sugar City and Mu Mu.

Bandits love Ice Cream too.

What next Guyana !!! Bandits robbed an ice cream truck of $96,000 in South Ruimveldt. If this continues not even the young children will be able get ice cream delivered to their homes anymore. I remember my young days when I use to run behind the ice cream truck as soon as I heard the music slowly emerging in the background. But i have to admit, no ice cream truck should be wondering the streets selling ice cream at 21:00 hrs. What they trying to do, give the kids cavities and a sugar rush before bedtime. Lawd God !@@!@

" $240 dolla Robbery "

A nineteen year old allegedly robbed another youth of $240 " dollas" and was set on $30,000 bail. (ha ha) I keep reminding y'all our justice system like a big cesspool of shit. Now the nineteen year old assailant was later confronted by the victims family. And you ask, "How is that possible?" well the idiot was still at the scene of the crime liming with his friends. This youth should be put to do community service, clean drains, pick up paper off road corners, clean bins etc, plus slap his ass with a fine. Then he will think twice about being a bully and trying to rob the innocent regardless of how large or small the quantity of money maybe. Hint, next time consider asking them how much money they have first before robbing them. Sounds like the victim was more broke than the assailant, in the first place. Shame on him for actually taking the 240..... times tuff.

Cambio Heist in GT

The cambio which was targeted is located in the same building as Chester Fries fast food.
The owner of the cambio Mr. Shameer Mohamed believes that the robbery occurred between Saturday night and Monday morning. According to him, the burglary was executed by a professional gang, because the thieves cut the lines to the premises that would have enabled a security firm to monitor the cambio. According to Mohamed, the burglars gained entry by using a blow-torch to cut open a heavily-grilled window in the top flat. "You know the usual mentality, Guyanese don't have time for months of preparation and planning, that is too much headache. Damn, so you know things are bad and times are hard, when a bunch of Guyanese criminals actually sat down and planned out a strategy before executing this robbery."
Now hear this, they master minds even walked with their own high-tech equipment to cut open this safe. Sounds like an inside job to me.

Rap of young girl

Picture sources: Kaieteur News

It still puzzles me how someone can victimize and rap a child. In Bath Settlement a thirteen year old girl, Kavita Panday was found dead at the side of a canal early yesterday afternoon. Police have in custody a 14 year old boy who was last seen with the young girl. These are very shameful circumstances, society has to play a part in molding youths and teaching them what is right from wrong. this little fourteen year old boy had to learn this sort of behavior (misconduct of women) from some where, it doesn't just appear out of no where.

Vybz Names his Condoms

Vybz Kartel's latest corporate venture, Daggering Condoms, are set to hit the market next week as the initial shipment of the prophylactics arrived this week. The condoms which are marketed under the tagline 'Playsafe, Ramp Ruff Till Game Ova!! ( Oh Lawd) The packaging is nice as seen above a cool black cube which bears the above mentioned tagline and Vybz Kartel's signature. I am not certain whether to be proud of his business venture or to laugh out loud. It was reported that Vybz Kartel will be attending a number of safe sex health fairs, to raise the level of awareness among young teens and adults about the importance of practicing safe sex. I have to give him props for that however I can not keep a straight face, the name and tag line of this condom is hilarious. It is embarrassing enough for teenagers to go and purchase condoms, now you forcing these youths to say please for " a Daggering or Ramp Ruff " please. (giggles) By the way Dagger some how rhymes with bugger, wrong choice especially if your customer has a tie tongue, it may sound like " wha deh prich fa a ddd..Bugga" I just saying. Click here to see Vybz Myspace Page

Garbage City GT (Private Sector complaining)

I certainly hope, today is not the first time the Private Sector has realized Guyana is riddled with Garbage. I was under the impression that Guyana implemented a law combating littering. I guess that went through the window like all other laws in GT. I have to commend them for shedding light on this issues, although I think the have ulterior motives. Jack of all Trades - Gerry (todays trade of choice is Chairman of the Private Sector Commission) simply wanted a free picture of himself in the newspapers, his usual scheme of obtaining free advertising. I keeping it real. See Gerry "captain" a Kayak, It is hilarious click here.

Morgan Heritage Show tonight

Picture courtesy of Outaroad.com

The Morgan Heritage and Natural Black concert is charted for this evening at the National Stadium. The white Elephant is getting a lot of usage these days, at least no one can complain that we not using the Stadium, it has become busier than the airport (CJI). The show will comprise of numerous artists BIG RED, X2, Natural Black and some lil man and Rajesh man.

I will give y'all the scoop after the show. I hope they not planning to come in at NO frigging 2:30 or else. I will get a bitch fit, guaranteed more than cans and cups will be flying on that stage.

Death Announcements . What the F***. Skinny on TV

I witnessed the unthinkable yesterday, Skinny and those other vagabonds got air time on channel 9's death announcement. Just because of that, "I am all for the banning of death announcements, now." Channel 9 really "Eye pass" all those people who died senselessly by the hands of these vagabonds. Just for a $1000 dollar Channel 9 would stoop that low. That is a certified HOT MESS. I don't understand how Channel 9 can give/show respect, reverence and commiseration to people who had no respect for life or the lives of others. These vagabonds just went around killing others for their own personal and selfish egos. It is unbelievable and I am very much upset and disturbed by this matter. It seems as though Channel 9 should also be investigated for harboring criminals because that is the only conclusion I can come up with, for them to exhibit such scoundrel like behavior. I know I usually criticize how the government handles certain situations but in this case, the Government should issue them a blasted ban, shut them up for a good couple months.

Movado in NY club

For most of you , I know Lil Kim is not your cup of tea, no stress I have a snippet of Movado at the New York Club performing too. Below is a cut of the new song Caribbean Connection.

Movado collab with Lil Kim & Wyclef

Lil Kim performed her new song at a popular Reggae Club in NY this weekend. The song is called Caribbean Connection, it is a collaboration with Wyclef and Movado. To listen to the song click here, this site has a snippet of the song. To have a look at what happened in the club , see video below.

Look Alikes ( Guyana's Megan Good)

I received an email about a month ago claiming this petite little number is Guyana's Megan Good. So for my readers ego, I decided to go ahead and post this, since there are some similarities between the two. This petite hottie, whose name seems to fail me at the moment does look a lot like Megan Good, just try to look past the thousand dollar weave and wig (pic 2), thousands spent on stylists and makeup artists and designer clothing to add to the package,,, yeah I see it now, she does look like Megan Good when you take all that out of the equation.
FYRP (for your reading pleasure) Megan Good is of Puerto Rican, French, African American and Native American descent, was born in Panorama City, California, She was raised in Santa Clarita, California and began her acting career at the age of four when she began appearing in commercials.By age 10, Good was landing roles on television series including Gabriel's Fire, Nickelodeon's Cousin Skeeter, and On Our Own. Her breakout role came in the 1997 film, Eve's Bayou. Throughout the late 1990s and early 2000s, she continued to land roles in television series and films. In addition to film and television work, Good has also appeared in music videos by Imajin, Will Smith, 50 Cent, K-Ci & JoJo, and the R&B group Isyss . In 2006, Good voiced a character for the video game Scarface: The World Is Yours. That same year, she appeared in Waist Deep with Tyrese Gibson and produced her first film, Miles From Home, in which she also co-starred. She also appeared that year as the vampish Kara in Rian Johnson's High-school-based Noir film about , Brick. The following year, she landed a role in the drama Stomp the Yard, alongside Columbus Short and Ne-Yo. In 2008, she appeared in the horror film One Missed Call and the Mike Myers comedy The Love Guru.She has stated that she considers herself very spiritual and will not do roles she feels will disappoint God.She is dating Thomas Jones, an American football running back for the New York Jets.

Source: Wikipedia (click here for her filmography)

Carifesta poll results

The majority of you polled (44 %) felt that Carifesta wasn't worth the fuss and our performance will prove we are not ready to host such an event, and we are still lagging behind our caribbean counterparts. But amazingly enough (39%) believed Guyana was ready for an event of such magnitude since it would increase Guyana's exposure and tourist appeal. The minority (10%) were all for the event but claimed Guyana was not fully/ properly prepared for carifesta. The remaining few, y'all just damn confused. Regardless of what we think the president is pissing and shitting gold medals, he is so ecstatic about the outcome. Sounds as though he is surprised we actually pulled it off and no one was abducted, kidnapped, killed or hurt in the making of CARIFESTA and the stadium is still standing. (giggles) personally I was all for CARIFESTA, i have to admit the preparations going into the affair was mediocre and the executions of some events left a bitter taste in your mouth. But it came and went and I hope we use this as a learning experience and next time planning should start from day one. ( that very same day CHRONICLE started posting that blasted count down on the front page) 365 days until carifesta .. lol

Guess Who ...

I am a popular DJ/ Host. I have been linked to Super concerts and cold BEARS. I love to talk with an accent and sometimes even make up fictitious tales to please a crowd. I have been known to live/room with men on a regular and I love my men young, dark and thin. WHO AM I?

Child Whinning in Guyana Times !!

Guyana Times dedicated an entire spread on this pickney, Keron Bruce whinning like a little bitch on the first day of school. What is the big deal, all kids create a big drama session, what is so special about this child, they had to waste an entire page. It looks as though he is related to someone at Guyana Times or they just didn't have enough news to print today, so they did "Abnah Babnah or Innie Miny Minie Moe" to select shit and print it.

Girl ( Tanesha De Souza) Drowns in Out house

It is a damn shame that something like this has to happen to a little child on the first day of school. Maybe now, it will shine a light on public schools around Guyana. It is a disgrace that little Tanesha De Souza of Kumaka Moruka Primary School had to lose her life this way. Things like this have to happen before government realizes the squalor and dilapidated states of school institutions in Guyana. What a shame what a damn shame. By the way Guyana Times the child drowned at 9:00 am not 21:00 hrs as report.

Gordon Gilhuys getting off...

Just as I predicted, this man "Gayhuys" apparently bribing this poor police man Mark George, to claim that Guilhuys didn't shoot him. This is some cock shit, something Gilhuys would know a lot about. Yes I said it, I totally had it with Guyana's justice system, because in all honest it is non existent. Now Shalimar Ali- Hack the DPP mentioned in previous articles, well known as "scunt", had advised (we know they meant to say manipulated) the poor police and he took the bait. According to DPP scunt " Based on the deficient statements sent to me, I found there was not sufficient evidence to institute criminal charges." (laughing non stop) This story now is being dropped because of circumstantial shit.
Reason 1 - She (DPP Scunt) said she made her decision on statements received from the police AND NOTHING ELSE. I thought you suppose to listen to both sides of a story, this already sounds a bit skewed.
Reason 2 - Scunt says " That George stated the magistrate fired a shot which did not hit him." Really maybe he didn't realize it because his ass was backing the man. Or maybe they phrased the question wrong the first bullet didn't hit him but maybe the second one did.
Reason 3 - The police were apparently in an Unmarked vehicle and George was not wearing police regulation uniform (meaning he was probably missing his bullet proof vest).
Reason 4 - The police officers were returning from a mission out of town. DPP scunt ( trying to indicate they were off duty) . However, if someone gets robbed and a police officer is in the vicinity I highly doubt he will refuse to help because he is OFF DUTY. Come on now, that is a lame excuse, what she trying to say to the police officer "his ass looked for what he got because he was off duty."
So if Gayhuys ain't shot him , the police man shot himself or his fellow officer shot him? The DPP scunty even mention the police were on their way back to Eve Leary , what does that have to do with anything. I hope Mr. Police Officer (Mark George) is getting a large lump some for keeping his mouth shut, because I ain't taking no bullet from no Gay batty boy, forced on life support and going under the knife for no pennies and F***ing dimes. I would advise this dude to get a proper lawyer and pursue the case. That is why we have ballistics tests, evaluating the size of wound, entry point matching it against the weapon in question... HELLO !!!!!! what is so difficult. Word of advise to all when in confrontation with Police, High Officials, Lawyers, Judges, Magistrates or Drug men or any one having ties to the above, please make sure to have audio and video to prove/backup your innocence and the authenticity of your story.

Exclusives "Fine Man" pics

First hand pictures of Fine Man and Skinny after they were brought down under fire. We can clearly see the men lived by the gun and both died by the gun. They even end up hugging up the gun in their final moments. That is the only friend they had. I am not going to recap about the happenings on Thursday because every blog from here to Timbuktu already scribbled their versions down. So I not going to add another version to the mix, the main thing is that these fellas dead and gone.

Ruel Johnson's Book Launch

Since his book launch was a total disaster. To be honest it came and went and i didn't even know about it until I had a copy of his book in my hand. Someone whispered to me of what a hot mess the launch was apparently the printer weren't finished printing so he was forced to launch the book without a book. So I decided to give Ruel some credit. We all know how hard it is to make strides in Guyana. So i do give him an A for effort. I haven't read the book as yet but I do intend to. Ruel Johnson's book launch was done on Sunday 24th August, the book is entitled Fictions (Volume 1). If you want to learn more about him the author Ruel Johnson click here. I discovered the price per copy is $2000, considering he is a regular at Oasis (with all the white folk) and has contacts with the publishing houses I am surprised his book only worth $2000 dollars. Hey Ruel don't sell your self short, you should price it higher than that, even school text books more expensive than that...... If y'all interested in finding out what the book is about, y'all go buy the book.